a massive

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A giant spaceship from a cartoon. It's so big it makes your brain hurt. It's like a giant meatball that flies and beats people up.
"That ship is the size of a donut and it's gonna crush us!", Invader ZIM fan on Twitter
"The Massive is the reason I failed math.", A kid in the back of the class
"That thing is so big, it’s like it was built by a giant who had a bad day.", A confused person on Reddit
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A huge group of people who think they're the best. They take over everything and yell at you for no reason.
"They took over the park and now they're yelling at pigeons.", A kid who got kicked out of the park
"That crew is bigger than my mom's gossip group.", A kid who's been ignored for years
"They control the whole neighborhood and I have to walk past them every day.", A kid who's tired of being annoyed
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The worst thing you can call someone. But if you're cool, it can be a compliment. Otherwise, you're just a fool.
"You're a massive fool!", My friend who got kicked out of the game
"Massive? That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.", My best friend who's also my enemy
"I'm not massive, I'm legendary.", A kid who thinks he's the best at everything
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A bunch of people. From Jamaica. They're loud and they love to dance.
"A massive of people showed up and started dancing in my hallway.", A kid who got no sleep
"My massive is louder than my mom's car alarm.", A kid who's been yelled at
"That massive came in and ate all my snacks.", A kid who has no life
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People who love the jungle and bass music. They dance like no one's watching and they're always loud.
"That massive came in and started dancing like they were at a concert.", A kid who's been disturbed
"They're louder than my brother's birthday party.", A kid who hates noise
"That massive made my walls shake.", A kid who's tired of being disturbed
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Something so big it’s like it was made by a giant who had a meltdown.
"That thing is so big, it’s like it was made by a giant who had a meltdown.", A kid who saw it
"That massive is the size of my uncle's truck.", A kid who's been jealous
"That massive is the reason my math teacher cried.", A kid who's been disturbed
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Something that weighs a ton and is hard to move. It’s like a brick that’s also a mountain.
"That massive is like a brick that's also a mountain.", A kid who's been crushed
"That massive is so heavy, it could crush a building.", A kid who's been scared
"That massive is like my mom's shopping bag after a trip to the mall.", A kid who's been overwhelmed
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