Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A teacher who stalks you like a lost dog and tries to drag you into a club you don't want to be in. They usually teach band and think you're the next rock star.

Hey, wanna be in the jazz band? I'll follow you to lunch if you say no.

She's been trailing me since third grade. I'm not joining the band, I'm not joining the band.

Why is she still here? I've been in the band for 10 years and she still follows me around.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A total idiot. Like, the kind of idiot who thinks Old Bay seasoning is a fashion statement.

I'm from Maryland, so I can't have fries without Old Bay. I don't even know what fries are anymore.

If you're not from Maryland, you're just a dumb kid from the middle of nowhere.

I'm the only person who eats crabs with vinegar and thinks it's a meal.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A little bit of everything else, but with way too much Old Bay seasoning to be normal.

I'm from Maryland, so I have a little bit of everything and way too much Old Bay seasoning.

Maryland is like a salad, but with Old Bay seasoning and crabs.

We're a little bit of everything and way too much Old Bay seasoning.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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We're not from the South, we're not from the North, we're just from the middle and we're kind of annoying about it.

We're not from the South, we're from the middle and we're kind of annoying about it.

We're not New England, we're Mid Atlantic and we're kind of annoyed about it.

We're not from the South or the North, we're just from the middle and we're kind of annoying about it.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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Maryland has everything. Rich, poor, crabs, corn, and people who think a sub is a hoagie.

We have everything. Rich, poor, crabs, corn, and people who think a sub is a hoagie.

Maryland has everything. Rich, poor, crabs, corn, and people who think a sub is a hoagie.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A state that has rich, poor, and some really annoying people all in one place.

Maryland has rich, poor, and some really annoying people all in one place.

We have rich, poor, and some really annoying people all in one place.

A state that has rich, poor, and some really annoying people all in one place.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A place where the crabs are good, but the people are even better at being weird.

Maryland is a place where the crabs are good, but the people are even better at being weird.

We're a place where the crabs are good, but the people are even better at being weird.

A place where the crabs are good, but the people are even better at being weird.

by Slangipedia 6d ago