Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hole you wish you had.

"You call that a hole? I’ve seen a mouse with more hair than that!", @Vaginavibes99

"I asked for a hole, not a mossy cave.", @MarysMoss

"I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.", @MarysMom"

2

When two girls grind like they’re trying to make the floor sweat.

"They were grinding so hard, I swear the floor was blushing.", @LesbianGym69

"I watched them go from slow to sprint in 30 seconds.", @GrindMaster123

"I got a cramp just watching them.", @FloorSweat"

3

A woman who looks like she rolled in a forest and forgot to shower.

"She walked in like a bear came out of the woods.", @FurryBrowny

"I thought the forest was coming to my class.", @MsFurry101

"She’s the reason I now have a fear of bushes.", @FurFury"

4

A name that sounds like it came from a fairy tale, but the girl is the type to give you the silent treatment if you don’t bring her cookies.

"She gave me the silent treatment for a week because I forgot her cookies.", @MarysCookie

"I brought her cookies, but she still gave me the silent treatment.", @CookieRage

"She’s a cookie-obsessed fairy with a temper.", @CookieFairy"

5

The girl who is so amazing, you’ll spend years trying to forget her, only to end up falling in love again.

"I tried to forget her, but she followed me to my new school.", @LoveAgain

"I dated 20 girls just to get over her.", @Heartbroken20

"She’s the only one who could make me happy, even when I was sad.", @ForeverMary"

6

A girl so cool, she could turn a math test into a magic show and still manage to eat a whole pizza by herself.

"She turned my math test into a magic show and still ate a whole pizza.", @MagicPizzarita

"I would’ve cried if she wasn’t there to cheer me up.", @PizzaMagic

"She’s the only one who could make math and pizza cool.", @MathPizzalover"

7

When you fall down the stairs and land on your brother’s broken violin, it sounds like a very sad rock concert.

"I landed on the violin and made a very sad rock concert.", @StairViolin

"My brother’s violin cried louder than I did.", @ViolinCry

"It was like a musical disaster on the stairs.", @StairDisaster"