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Telling a joke so bad it makes your brain want to quit and go live in a cave.

I told a joke about pizza and my dog. No one laughed. My dog left me.

My friend asked me to tell a joke. I told one. He cried.

My teacher said my joke was so bad, it got banned from the school.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Being so awesome you make everyone else look like they failed a test on purpose.

Martha walked in and everyone stopped fighting. She just smiled and it was magic.

Martha did a math problem in her head and I got a calculator.

Martha made my lunch and it tasted like happiness.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A girl so good she could win a beauty contest and a spelling bee at the same time. But she’s also a little stubborn and sometimes needs a break from being perfect.

Martha won a contest and then cried because she had to share the trophy.

Martha spelled 'antidisestablishmentarianism' and then fell asleep.

Martha was perfect, but she needed a nap and a cookie.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A friend with eyes so shiny they could blind you. She’s kind, tough, and if you don’t treat her right, she’ll make you regret it.

Martha looked at me and I couldn’t see anything for five minutes.

Martha said I was ugly and then I cried.

Martha said I was stupid and I believed her.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

She’s like a superhero for your friends. She never quits, she never stops worrying, and she will save you from your own stupidity.

Martha saved me from getting in trouble and then I thanked her with a hug.

Martha stayed up all night to help me with my homework.

Martha told me I wasn’t worthless and I believed her.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A girl who’s smart, funny, and doesn’t care if people think she’s weird. She’s the best friend anyone could ever ask for.

Martha told me a joke about aliens and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

Martha got an A+ and I got a D because I didn’t study.

Martha said I was weird and I took it as a compliment.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When she’s mad, she’ll make you wish you were dead. When she’s happy, she’s the most generous, kind, and honest person you’ll ever meet.

Martha was mad at me and I ran away. I still had to face her later.

Martha gave me her last cookie and it was the best thing ever.

Martha told the truth even when it hurt and I respected her for it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago