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What a man wears under his clothes if he’s too lazy to take his pants off. For the weak, the confused, and the ones who think they’re cool.
My uncle wears pink man panties and calls it a fashion statement.
He tried to wear them to work and got fired.
I told him he looked like a giant cupcake and he cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A group of obsessed fans who think they run BTS. They yell at the company, curse the members, and act like they know more than anyone.
They screamed at the concert when Jimin didn’t get a solo line.
They sent a DM to the company saying they’d burn down the studio if they didn’t give BTS more promotion.
They called the members ‘lazy’ just because they didn’t reply to a tweet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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What men wear under their clothes. Like pants, but for people who are too proud to admit they’re wearing pants.
My dad wore yellow man panties and said they were ‘cool’.
He tried to wear them to a barbecue and everyone laughed at him.
He told me they were ‘fashionable’ and I told him he looked like a fruit salad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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What men wear under their clothes. Just like women’s panties, but with less style and more shame.
My cousin wore orange man panties and said they were ‘original’.
He wore them to school and got in trouble.
He told me he’d rather be naked than wear tighty whities.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you sneak up behind someone and grab their nips from behind. Like a thief, but with more guts and less finesse.
He did it at the grocery store and got kicked out.
He did it during class and the teacher sent him to the office.
He did it in the hallway and got tackled by the principal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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What men wear under their clothes. Just like man panties, but they’re not man panties.
My brother wears blue man panties and calls them ‘the best.’
He wore them to the park and got laughed at by kids.
He told me they were ‘cool’ and I told him he looked like a cupcake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Panties for men. Just like man panties, but they’re not man panties.
My dad wears yellow man panties and thinks he’s a king.
He wore them to work and got fired.
He told me they were ‘top of the line’ and I told him they looked like socks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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