a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die

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what you yell when you’re hungry, seeing a duck get stabbed, or when you’re halfway through eating a duck and still want more
I saw that duck die and I was like, 'a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die' and then I ate it.
My friend killed a duck and I said, 'bro, a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die' and then I took the duck.
I was eating a duck and I said, 'a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die' and then I ate the whole thing.
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the words you scream when you're hungry, watching a duck get killed, or when you're eating a duck and you're too full to care
I saw a duck get killed and said, 'a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die' and then I ate the duck.
My cousin killed a duck and I was like, 'a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die' and I ate the duck.
I was eating a duck and said, 'a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die' and then I threw up.
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what you say when you're hungry, seeing a duck get killed, or when you're eating a duck and you're still hungry
I saw a duck get killed and said, 'a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die' and then I ate the duck.
I killed a duck and said, 'a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die' and then I ate it.
I was eating a duck and said, 'a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die' and then I asked for more.
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