A man's gotta eat

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A man's gotta eat is what you mutter when you're getting screwed over for money or you're stuck at a job that pays less than a pizza delivery guy.

My boss said, 'A man's gotta eat,' when he cut my hours again.

My coworker said it when he got a raise of $1.

I told my friend, 'A man's gotta eat,' after he tried to charge me $50 for a burger.

A man's gotta eat is what your friend says when he knows he's with a girl who's not hot, not smart, and might have a bit of a belly.

My buddy said, 'A man's gotta eat,' after he spent the night with his cousin.

He texted me, 'A man's gotta eat,' right after he kissed her.

He said it again when he saw her eat a whole pizza.

A man's gotta eat is when you're so hungry you could eat a whole duck, or you're currently eating one.

I said, 'A man's gotta eat,' when I saw the duck get killed.

My friend said it when he was eating the duck.

I said it again when I saw the duck on my plate.

A man's gotta eat is a saying used by cool people who know that ducks are delicious, and they’re usually eating them.

My friend said, 'A man's gotta eat,' when he was eating a duck.

He used it when he saw me eating a duck.

He said it again when he was killing a duck.