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A dog that doesn’t leave you hanging when you’re high and crying at 3 a. m.
My dog didn’t judge me when I cried over my ex on a Zoom call.
He ate my pizza and didn’t say a word.
He barked at my mom when she called me a failure.
a mans bestfriend
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A dog that will always eat your homework and then blame you for failing.
He chewed my math test and then looked at me like it was my fault.
He stole my snack during the test and passed it to my friend.
He napped on my essay and left a paw print.