Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Manny is a guy who drinks so much he passes out in his own room like a f***ing drunk tomato.

My Manny drank 12 beers and then cried into his pillow.

He passed out so hard the ceiling fan stopped.

He called his mom and said, 'I think I'm dying.'

2

A Manny has no feelings and will f*** you up if you stand in his way. He’s the kind of guy who would punch a bear to get a promotion.

He took a bullet for his job and still got a raise.

He lied to his girlfriend and then stole her cat.

He killed a man just to get a free pizza.

3

A Manny is the best-looking guy on the block. He’s got a big cock and can charm any girl into giving him a blowjob.

He seduced my sister with a donut and a wink.

He got every girl in the class to write him love letters.

He made my neighbor’s dog fall in love with him.

4

A Manny is a guy who thinks he’s God and will f*** anyone who says otherwise. He’s got a huge ego and a bigger cock.

He told the teacher he was God and got a detention.

He claimed he invented the internet and got a free lunch.

He said he could beat Superman and then cried.

5

A Manny is a total f***ing legend. He’s so cool he caused a cheese disease in Africa and shot JFK in the head.

He made the moon crash into the ocean.

He fought a dragon and won.

He turned his ex into a statue.

6

A Manny is a guy who thinks Internet Explorer is the best browser ever and can’t test software without crying.

He tried to use Chrome and had a breakdown.

He failed a test because he didn’t know what a browser was.

He cried when his computer said 'error 404'.

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A Manny is the king of all men. He’s got the power of a thousand gods and the look of a total f***ing beast.

He walked into a room and everyone dropped to their knees.

He stared at a mountain and it exploded.

He was so god-like, the sun stopped shining.