A man toe

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A man who lets a woman drag him to the nail salon and laugh at his pink toes like he’s a joke.

My dad got his toes painted by my mom and now he’s a joke at the family dinner.

My brother cried when his sister painted his toes pink and put glitter on them.

My uncle went to the salon and now his toes are pink and he smells like glitter and nail polish.

The boy version of the camel toe but way worse because it’s on a man and it’s gross.

My cousin’s camel toe is so bad I can see it from across the room.

My brother’s camel toe looks like a raccoon bit his leg.

My dad’s camel toe is so big it looks like it’s trying to escape his pants.

When your pants are so tight they rip your junk and one of your balls goes on a different side of the seam.

My pants split during gym class and my balls were on different sides of the seam.

My brother’s pants split during a dance and now he’s stuck with one ball on each side.

My dad’s pants split during a football game and now he’s got one ball on each side of the seam.

When a man wears his pants so high they split his junk and it looks like it’s about to fall out.

My uncle’s pants split so high I could see his junk from across the room.

My dad’s pants split during a trip to the store and he looked like a broken man.

My brother’s pants split during a dance and he looked like he had a broken junk.

When punks and emos wear their pants so tight they look like their junk is melting and sticking to the seam.

My cousin’s pants are so tight they look like his junk is melting.

My brother’s pants are so tight they look like he’s got a deformed camel toe.

My uncle’s pants are so tight they look like they’re trying to eat his junk.

When a man pulls his junk back into his ass and lets one ball hang on each side like he’s confused.

My dad pulled his junk back into his ass and now he looks confused.

My brother pulled his junk back into his ass and now he looks like a mess.

My uncle pulled his junk back into his ass and now he looks like he’s trying to escape.

When someone hears a word wrong and tries to use it in a conversation like they know what they’re talking about.

My brother heard ‘portmanteau’ and thought it was ‘poor man’s toe’ and now he talks about it all the time.

My dad heard ‘poor man’s toe’ and now he thinks it’s a new type of pants.

My uncle heard ‘poor man’s toe’ and now he thinks it’s a new kind of junk.