Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sneaky way to say "I need a drink before I punch someone". Usually said by someone who is already wasted and wants more.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who just threw a beer can at his friend.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was already on his third shot.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was about to start a bar fight.

2

A fancy way of saying "I am too lazy to walk to the bar". Often said by someone who is too drunk to stand.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was lying on the floor.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who could not stand up.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was begging for a drink.

3

A rude way of saying "I want a drink and I don't care if I die". Said by someone who is completely wasted.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who just ate a whole pizza.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was talking to the ceiling.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who had no idea where he was.

4

A loud way of saying "I need a drink right now or I will scream". Said by someone who is drunk and tired.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was screaming at the bartender.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was yelling at the bar.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was crying because of a bad drink.

5

A smart way of saying "I need a drink before I pass out". Usually said by someone who is very tired and very drunk.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was about to fall over.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was trying to walk home.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was trying to stay awake.

6

A funny way of saying "I want a drink or I will die". Said by someone who is very, very drunk.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was talking to the bar.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was trying to dance on a table.

"A man is not a camel." said the man who was laughing at nothing.