a man hoe

A man who ditches his girlfriend for some other girl, even if she's barely dressed and smells like last night's pizza.

A man who can’t keep his hands off any woman he sees, even if she’s already in a relationship with his brother.

A man who acts like a total mess in bed and on the street, like he's been living with a goat and a toaster.

A man who sleeps with more women than he can count, and has more baby mommas than he can afford.

A man who acts like a total mess, and is basically a walking whore with a side of chicken tattoos.

A boy who likes you, but he’s too gay to even look at you, and he’s gay for every single boy he knows.

A man who has more hoes than he can count, and they send him pictures of their wet panties and hairbrushes.