a man from Cracow

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A guy from Cracow always has a knife ready and stabs anyone who looks at him wrong. He’s got no lungs just ash and hates women, Warsaw, and Jews. He’s a total faggot and has a cock so big it could knock down a castle.

He stabbed a kid for stepping on his shoe.

He threatened a priest for not believing in God.

He bit a chicken for no reason.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

This Cracow man is a walking knife fight. He thinks he’s invincible and will stab you for looking at him wrong. He hates women, Jews, and everyone who isn’t from Cracow. His cock is so big it’s a miracle he can walk.

He stabbed a cop for giving him a ticket.

He yelled at a dog for barking at him.

He tried to stab a tree for no reason.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A guy from Cracow always brings a knife and is ready to fight. He’s got no lungs just ash and is so gay he thinks he’s a queen. He hates Jews, women, and anyone who isn’t from Cracow. His cock is so big it’s a legend.

He stabbed a guy for not saying hello.

He bit a pigeon for no reason.

He yelled at the moon for being too bright.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago