A man eater

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A woman who treats men like fast food. She eats them up, throws them away, and doesn't even bother to wipe her lips.
She dated three guys at once and didn't even flinch when I asked her if she was seeing anyone else.
She told me she loved me, then left me for her boss the next day.
She said we were 'meant to be' then ghosted me for a week.
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A girl who looks like a goddess but acts like a witch. She makes you believe you're her prince, then turns you into a frog.
She said she was 'just being friendly' with her coworker, then went out with him the same night.
She cried when I broke up with her, then texted her ex 20 minutes later.
She made me believe we were 'the best thing since sliced bread' then left me for her gym instructor.
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A woman who takes your heart, crushes it, and keeps it as a souvenir. You're just a broken toy to her.
She said she was 'just testing the waters' with her barista, then went on a date with him.
She broke up with me for a guy who had a beard and a lisp.
She said we were 'perfect for each other' then took my best friend.
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A woman who eats men for breakfast. She's got a full plate of guys, and you're just another side dish.
She told me she was single, then I saw her with her ex at the grocery store.
She said she was 'just hanging out' with her coworker, then they went to a concert together.
She made me believe I was her one true love, then she took my best friend.
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A woman who puts a spell on you. She's got a wand, a charm, and a heart of stone.
She said she was 'just being nice' to her boss, then went on a date with him.
She cried when we broke up, then texted her ex 20 minutes later.
She told me she was 'in love with me' then went to a concert with her coworker.
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A woman who plays the game better than you. She's got a full roster of guys, and you're just another backup.
She said she was 'just being friendly' with her boss, then he asked her out.
She told me she was 'in love with me' then left me for her coworker.
She cried when we broke up, then texted her ex 20 minutes later.
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A woman who breaks hearts like they're just another Monday. She's got a list, and you're just another name on it.
She told me she was 'in love with me' then left me for her boss.
She made me believe we were 'perfect for each other' then took my best friend.
She said she was 'just being friendly' with her coworker, then they went to a concert together.
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