A man among men

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A guy who acts like a king in a world of butt-ugly peasants. He doesn’t talk crap. He doesn’t take crap. If you cross him, you’ll end up with a broken nose and a broken spirit. He’s the kind of man who can beat you up with one hand while eating a sandwich with the other.
I saw him punch a guy through a wall. The guy was still screaming when he hit the floor.
He told me to shut up or he’d throw me off a cliff. I shut up.
He beat up three guys in a bar just for looking at him wrong.
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A man who could out-drink a sailor, out-swear a sailor, and still have the energy to fight a sailor after both of them had a hangover.
He drank 10 shots of tequila and still beat up the bartender.
He told the whole bar to shut up or he’d take them all down one by one.
He showed up to a fight with nothing but a sandwich and a swear word. He left with a broken nose and a reputation.
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A guitar player who plays so fast and loud, he makes other musicians look like they're playing with a spoon. He's the kind of guy who can make a crowd go silent just by walking on stage.
He played a solo so fast, the audience couldn’t even breathe.
He made the other guitarist look like a baby with a kazoo.
He played so loud, the lights started to flicker.
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