a Mallory

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When a Mallory vanishes like a fart in a hurricane and shows up late or not at all.
You waited for her at the mall for two hours. She showed up at 10 PM with a pizza and a smirk.
He promised to be there for the concert. He texted ‘I’m a Mallory’ and never came.
She said she’d be there for the meeting. She was at the mall, eating tacos, and forgot about it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Mallory is a hot, young woman who makes your heart go boom, and she’s got the patience of a saint and the laugh of a demon.
She smiled at me and I had a heart attack. She laughed and I had a panic attack.
She was kind enough to let me live. I should’ve thanked her.
She’s the only person who’s ever made me cry happy tears.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Mallory is a hot mess who loves cats, hates your guts, and will punch you in the face.
She said she’d be my friend. Then she punched me for no reason.
She fed my cat, then she said she’d eat me if I didn’t behave.
She yelled at me, then she gave me a hug. I didn’t know what to do.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Mallory is the kind of person who makes your life bright, and you’ll never be the same after you meet her.
She walked into the room, and suddenly the world made sense.
She made me feel like I was the best version of myself. I didn’t know I had one.
She told me I was beautiful, and I believed her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Mallory is the most beautiful person on Earth, and she will make you feel like you are the center of the universe.
She told me I was the best friend she’d ever had. I believed her.
She cried happy tears over me. I cried sad tears over myself.
She made me feel like I was the most important person in the world.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Mallory is like a glitter bomb, she lights up the room, and you never want her to go.
She walked in, and everyone stared. I was too busy staring at her.
She left, and the room got darker. I missed her immediately.
She was like a glitter bomb. I didn’t know what hit me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Mallory is a treasure who will kick your butt and love you to death all at the same time.
She told me I was a treasure. Then she told me to shut up.
She beat me up, then she gave me a hug. I didn’t know what to do.
She was the most beautiful person in the world, and she made me feel like I was the best friend she’d ever had.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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