A magic Johnson

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When you're fucking a girl like she's a piece of meat and you whisper 'I have AIDS' in her ear just to see if she'll still take it when you come.
He told her he had AIDS mid-fuck and she still finished it. Legend.
She screamed when he said it, but then she came twice. Magic.
He whispered it in her ear and she bit him. Classic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A basketball god who had a disease and had to stop playing, but he still kicked ass with his head, his hands, and his magical vibes.
They said he had HIV and he retired, but he still ran circles around people.
He had a disease but still played like he had a million balls.
They called him Magic Johnson, but he had a disease and still showed up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you get rid of something the hard way, like a virus, by spending all your money on pills and treatments.
He spent thousands on pills and the virus was gone. Magic.
He had HIV and then he paid for it to be gone. He was rich.
He used all his money to get rid of the virus. He was a real-life magic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dick that can do things no normal cock can do, like make a woman come just by looking at her.
His dick was so magical, it made her come just by moving.
He had a magical cock that made her scream like a banshee.
He had a magical penis that made her come three times in a row.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're doing a girl while hanging from a hoop like you're a superhero doing a mid-air fuck.
He hung from the rim and still managed to do her like it was nothing.
He did her while hanging from the hoop like he was flying.
He was doing her while hanging from the basket like he was a superhero.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you give someone AIDS on purpose, like you're trying to ruin their life and you're proud of it.
He gave her AIDS on purpose and laughed while she screamed.
He had AIDS and gave it to her like it was a gift.
He gave her AIDS and still said he was the best.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you have three girls at once, two of them spinning with their cunts on your fingers, and the third spinning on your cock like she's in a dance-off.
He had three sluts spinning like it was a dance-off and he still came hard.
He had two cunts spinning on his fingers and one on his cock. That's magic.
He had three girls spinning around like they were in a dance battle and he still had time to come.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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