a Madewell

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A new clothes place made by J. Crew. It’s for lazy adults who want to look cool without paying too much. It’s cheaper than J. Crew and tries to be friends with it instead of fighting.
My mom bought a whole outfit there and said it was 'the best deal since the 70s.'
I saw a guy in a Madewell shirt and thought he was a rich kid who couldn’t afford a real brand.
My cousin works there and says the clothes are 'basic but comfortable.'
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A rich kid who can’t shoot in Fortnite and still thinks he’s the best.
He spent $500 on a Fortnite skin and still lost to my brother.
He cried when he got eliminated by a 12-year-old.
He said, 'I’m just waiting for my character to level up.'
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A guy who says no to lunch with his friends to give his boss a hand job in the break room.
He got caught by the janitor and had to wear a sock on his hand for a week.
He said it was 'just a quick favor' but it took 20 minutes.
His coworkers now call him 'The Break Room Hero.'
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