a mad ting

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A wild outburst when something hits you like a brick to the face, but you're happy about it. Like when your mom says you're gonna get a dog and you're like, 'Yes! I love dogs! Also, I love you!'
'That pizza was a mad ting! It was like heaven in a box!'
'He just said he’s gonna quit his job? That’s a mad ting!'
'When my dog ate my homework, that was a mad ting!'
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A ting that’s so crazy it should be in a dictionary. It’s from Jamaica, so it’s not just crazy, it’s like Jamaica said, 'Yeah, this is crazy.'
'That ting is mad! It’s like Jamaica sent it to me!'
'His hair? That’s a mad ting!'
'I just ate six burgers. That’s a mad ting!'
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When someone messes up in the funniest way possible, like when your dad tries to dance and falls into the pool. It’s like a comedy show.
'He tripped over a chair and landed in the pool. That was a mad ting!'
'She tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. A mad ting!'
'He tried to text while driving and crashed into a lamppost. That was a mad ting!'
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In America, people say 'crazy.' In London, they say 'mad.' It’s like America says, 'That’s wild!' and London says, 'That’s mad!'
'That car just drove through the mall! That’s absolutely mad!'
'He just ran out of the house wearing pajamas. That’s mad!'
'She started singing in the middle of the grocery store. That’s mad!'
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A mad ting is a mad ting. It’s like saying 'Hello' is 'Hello.' It’s a thing that’s so good or so weird it needs to be called a mad ting.
'That ting is so good, it’s a mad ting!'
'That’s so weird, it’s a mad ting!'
'He just started talking to the cat. That’s a mad ting!'
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A thing that’s so awesome or so hard to understand, it’s like your brain exploded and you said, 'What?'
'That math problem was a mad ting! I thought I had a brain, but now I don’t.'
'That movie was so awesome, it was a mad ting!'
'She just did a backflip in a library. That was a mad ting!'
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A thing that’s so good it’s like it’s made of gold. It’s not just good, it’s the best thing since sliced bread, and even better than that.
'That cake was a mad ting! It was like heaven in a plate!'
'That music was a mad ting! I could listen to it forever!'
'That ting was so good, I want to marry it!'
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