A Lykens

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A Lykens is a Fratdaddy so rare he lives in the fanciest Frat Castle. He drinks Natty Light like it’s water, makes the best fratfits, and can turn any chat roulette session into a party. But watch out, he hates stairs, country music, and fat chicks (which is everyone).
Natty Light is his religion. Stairs are his enemy. Fat chicks? They’re just a sin.
He did a fratfit in the middle of the street. People stared. He didn’t care.
He used Chat Roulette to flirt with a 12-year-old. The kid said ‘no’ and he cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Lykens is a town that grows fungus on your soul. It’s in a valley, near a backstabbing town called Tower City. All the drugs come from there. You’ll be high, confused, and probably in the middle of a meth-induced meltdown.
I took a hit of meth from Tower City. Now I’m talking to my wall. That’s Lykens energy.
The fungus is real. I live there. I don’t know what I’m saying. It’s the drugs.
My neighbor’s a fungus. He lives in Lykens. He says he’s part of the town. I believe him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Lykens is a town so bad it’s the armpit of the Earth. It’s in the middle of nowhere, full of coal, drugs, and people who drive over pot holes like it’s a race.
I live in Lykens. My car is broken. My life is broken. I don’t care.
The pot holes are like a trap. You hit one. You get stuck. You scream.
Chris Corbett said it’s the armpit of the Earth. I believe him. I live here.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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