A lying giant

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A lying giant is someone who lies so much their face doesn’t even blush anymore.
My mom said she didn’t eat the whole cake, but the plate was empty and she had frosting on her nose.
My teacher said I didn’t cheat, but I saw him grading my test with my answers highlighted.
My friend said he didn’t steal my lunch money, but now he’s eating tacos and I’m eating air.
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A lying giant is a person who can make a pig look honest.
My dad said he didn’t break the window, but the glass was on the floor and his shirt had a big crack in it.
My brother said he didn’t eat my sandwich, but now he’s full and I’m hungry.
My cousin said she didn’t take my video game, but now it’s in her backpack and mine is in the trash.
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A lying giant is someone so good at lying, they could sell dirt and call it gold.
My neighbor said he didn’t dig a hole in my yard, but now my grass is gone and his shovel is covered in dirt.
My friend said he didn’t steal my bike, but now he’s riding it and I’m walking.
My mom said she didn’t eat my cookies, but now she has a stomachache and I have none.
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