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A Louisiana is when you bring a stoned out dog to bed and your friend goes at it while the dog chews a bone just to make it mad.

My dog tried to bite my boyfriend during sex. He was confused.

My dog started howling during my creampie. It was majestic.

My dog was eating my sandwich during my partner's blow job. It was a masterpiece.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

I’m from Louisiana, and I’m not just from the South, I’m from the deep, dirty, spicy, and sometimes smelly South. We talk like we're from the 19th century and we don’t know what ‘left’ means.

I told someone to turn left, and they asked if that meant ‘south’ or ‘north.’

I asked for a Coke, and they asked me what kind, like I was dumb.

I got lost because someone said ‘turn south’ and I thought that meant ‘turn into a swamp.’

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A Louisiana is a place with good food, some nice people, and a bunch of hurricanes that try to kill us. We’re rebuilding and we’re not going to let you laugh at us.

I waved at someone and they gave me a full story about their life. It was too much.

I told someone I was from Louisiana, and they said ‘you’re from the weird part.’

I got hit by Hurricane Rita and I still don’t know what hit me.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A Louisiana is a place where people say ‘y’all’ like it’s normal, and they still don’t know what a crayfish is. We’re not all rednecks or mullets, but we still love the Saints.

I asked what crawfish was, and they told me it’s a shellfish and it’s not a bug.

I told someone I was from Louisiana and they asked if I had a pet alligator.

I said ‘y’all’ and they thought I was from the moon.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A Louisiana is a cool place with parishes and y’all. We have some of the nicest people, and they wave at you like they know you.

I waved to someone and they started telling me about their ex.

I got waved at by a stranger and they asked me if I was going to a festival.

I waved and they asked me what I was doing in Louisiana.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A Louisiana is a poor-ass state, but I love it. It has LSU, Tulane, and the best food in the world. We’re number two in tourist draw and I don’t give a damn about Hawaii.

I told someone I was from Louisiana and they asked if I had a mullet.

I told them I loved the Saints and they said ‘you’re in the wrong state.’

I told them I was from Louisiana and they thought I was from Texas.

by Slangipedia 5d ago