a lottle

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A lottle is when you say you barely like something, but you actually love it so much it hurts.
'I just barely like pizza.' 'You’re lying. I know you eat it every day.'
'I barely like your new haircut.' 'You’re just jealous it’s better than yours.'
'I barely like this game.' 'You’re playing it nonstop on your phone.'
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A lottle is when you say you like something a little, but it’s really a lot, and you’re being extra about it.
'I like this song a little.' 'You’ve been singing it in the shower every day.'
'I just like this movie a little.' 'You’ve watched it five times this week.'
'I barely like this person.' 'You texted them twice an hour.'
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A lottle is when you lie and say you only like something a little, but it’s actually a lot, and you’re being a fraud.
'I just like this band a little.' 'You’ve downloaded all their songs.'
'I barely like this food.' 'You ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'
'I only like this shirt a little.' 'You’ve worn it every day this week.'
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A lottle is when you say you like something just a little, but it’s a lot, and you’re being extra cute about it.
'I just like this show a little.' 'You’ve binged all the seasons.'
'I barely like this person.' 'You’re texting them every hour.'
'I just like this snack a little.' 'You’ve eaten it for every meal.'
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A lottle is when you act like you barely like something, but you actually love it and you’re being a little fake about it.
'I barely like this game.' 'You’ve been playing it nonstop.'
'I just like this song a little.' 'You’ve been singing it in the shower every day.'
'I barely like this person.' 'You’re texting them all the time.'
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A lottle is when you say you barely like something, but it’s actually a lot, and you’re being a little sneaky about it.
'I barely like this show.' 'You’ve watched it every day.'
'I barely like this food.' 'You’ve eaten it for every meal.'
'I barely like this person.' 'You’re texting them all the time.'
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A lottle is when you act like you barely like something, but it’s actually a lot, and you’re being extra cute about it.
'I barely like this shirt.' 'You’ve worn it every day.'
'I barely like this song.' 'You’ve been singing it in the shower.'
'I barely like this person.' 'You’re texting them every hour.'
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