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A shortcut for "a lot of" but spelled like a lazy kid who got hit with a glue gun.
I got a lotta homework. My brain is melting.
She has a lotta hair. It looks like a raccoon exploded in her head.
He ate a lotta pizza. Now he’s floating like a balloon.
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A lotta is when you’re too dumb to spell "a lot of" but still think you’re smart.
I got a lotta money. I spent it on candy and regret.
She has a lotta friends. They all think she’s perfect, but she’s not.
He did a lotta bad things. Now he’s stuck in a time-out from life.
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A 1-Angel. A hot girl with a body like a superhero and a face that makes boys drool.
That girl is a lotta. I would marry her if she had a coupon.
She’s a lotta. My crush is jealous of me.
He’s a lotta. He’s got a crush on the lotta.
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A lotta is the girl who makes boys forget their own names because she’s that amazing.
That lotta is my girlfriend. She’s the best. I’m lucky.
He’s obsessed with that lotta. She’s like a unicorn.
She’s a lotta. I would die for her.
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A lotta is when you say "a lot of" but you’re too lazy to spell it right.
I’ve got a lotta problems. My life is a mess.
She’s got a lotta confidence. She walks in like she owns the place.
He’s got a lotta friends. They all think he’s cool.
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A Lotta is a crazy person from Sweden who acts like she’s 20 but is actually 60 and still thinks she’s a movie star.
That Lotta from Sweden just quoted every movie ever. I’m impressed.
She’s a Lotta. She wishes she was in Dumb and Dumber.
That Lotta is my grandma. She’s annoying but I still love her.
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A Lotta is a botch so bad it makes your brain hurt and your eyes bleed.
That Lotta is the worst. She botched everything.
He did a Lotta. I’m still recovering.
She’s a Lotta. I don’t want to be near her.
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