a lot of ass

My mom said I had a lot of ass when I walked into the room wearing only socks.

He had so much ass in that outfit, the whole class laughed.

That pizza had so much ass, I could’ve used it as a seat.

She had so much ass, the teacher gave her extra credit.

That guy had so much ass, the gym had to call a cop.

My dog had so much ass, he ate his own tail.

He had so much ass, the whole school started a rumor about him.

That dress had so much ass, the mirror broke.

My brother had so much ass, my mom started charging him rent.