a lot a bit

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The exact opposite of a little bit. Only Jeff and Kelsi know the real meaning of this phrase. It's like a secret code for people who are too cool to be normal.
'A lot a bit?' I asked. 'Yes,' he said. 'That means I'm obsessed but I'm not saying it out loud.'
Kelsi whispered, 'A lot a bit.' Jeff nodded. I knew I was doomed.
When I asked what 'a lot a bit' meant, Jeff just said, 'You'll never know.'
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You really like something, but you're too scared to say it out loud, so you say 'a lot a bit' instead. It's like being a total fangirl but being too shy to admit it.
'I love this song a lot a bit,' she said. I knew she was lying. She actually cried when it ended.
He said he liked pizza a lot a bit. I knew he ate it every day and had a shrine to it in his room.
She said she liked me a lot a bit. That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever heard.
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A semi-sarcastic way to say you did something way too much. It's like bragging but being annoyed at yourself at the same time.
'I ate ten burgers a lot a bit,' he said. I knew he was lying and he hated himself for it.
She said she watched the same movie 20 times a lot a bit. I didn't believe her but I did believe she was tired of it.
He said he listened to the same song 1,000 times a lot a bit. That's not even possible.
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A huge amount of something. It's like a mountain of food, or a hundred million dollars, or a ton of embarrassment.
'I bought a lot a bit of candy,' he said. It was like a whole store exploded into his backpack.
She had a lot a bit of fun. I guess that means she danced in the street and screamed at the sky.
He had a lot a bit of problems. That means he failed every test and got in trouble for eating the teacher's hair.
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A word Gabby says to people who like kiwis. It's like a magical spell that makes you want to eat a whole tree of kiwis.
Gabby said, 'You like kiwis a lot a bit.' I ate three kiwis and then cried.
He said, 'You like kiwis a lot a bit.' I bought a whole box of kiwis and ate them all in one day.
She said, 'You like kiwis a lot a bit.' I ate a kiwi for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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You say you like something a little bit, but you really like it a lot. It's like lying to your mom and then eating the whole cake.
'I like pizza a little bit,' he said. I knew he ate the whole thing and had a second helping.
She said, 'I like you a little bit.' I knew she had a crush on me and was just too shy to say it out loud.
He said, 'I like this song a little bit.' I knew he listened to it on repeat for a week.
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A way to say you want a medium amount of something. It was born when a little boy wanted 'a little lot a bit' of ketchup and no one knew what that meant.
He said, 'I want a lot a bit of ketchup.' I gave him two packets and he was happy.
She asked for a lot a bit of fries. I gave her five and she was too full to move.
He said he wanted a lot a bit of soda. I gave him a whole can and he drank it in one go.
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