A loose one

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When you’re in a place where everyone’s butt is hanging out and you sneak your finger up someone’s butt while they’re not looking like a total cocky bastard.
I stuck my finger up my gym teacher’s butt while he was checking his phone.
At the shower, I grabbed the principal’s butt and stuck my finger up his hole.
I had to do it to my cousin when he was too busy flexing to notice.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Singles that are sold on the street by little kids who look like they haven’t eaten in a week and probably live in a trash can.
I bought one from a kid who smelled like old pizza and vomit.
He sold them right outside the subway, and he had no teeth.
That kid had a cigarette and a rat for a best friend.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you try to give a guy a hand job because he’s drunk and trying to get it up, but he has whiskey dick and it just flops around like a dead fish.
I tried to help my dad get it up, but it just flopped like a fish.
He was so drunk, I had to shake his penis like a rag doll.
The guy looked like a confused fish after I gave him a hand job.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A cigarette you buy from a store run by some guy who looks like he’s about to punch you, or a vagina that’s so loose it could swallow a whole pizza.
I bought one from the store run by that guy who yelled at me for breathing too loud.
That vagina was so loose, it could hold a whole pizza and a soda.
The guy at the store looked like he was about to hit me with a mop.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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