a long way from home

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you took so much of that drug you forgot your own name and your buddy’s couch is now your new best friend.

I woke up on my sister's floor with no memory of how I got there.

My dog left me a note that said 'you are now my best friend.'

I tried to text my mom, but my phone was just a blur of colors.

you’re so out of it you think your buddy’s couch is a portal to another dimension.

I tried to go through the couch and came out in my neighbor’s kitchen.

I told my friend the couch was made of cheese.

I tried to eat the couch because it looked delicious.

you’re so far gone you think your buddy is your long lost brother from another planet.

I hugged my buddy and called him 'brother from Mars.'

I tried to speak to him in a different language.

I asked him if he had a spaceship in his pocket.