a long minute

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When you're stuck doing something so long it feels like time forgot your name and your existence.

I've been stuck in this meeting since breakfast. It's a long minute, and I might just die here.

My mom's been talking about her ex for a long minute. I'm half-dead and half-annoyed.

I've been waiting for my pizza for a long minute. It's longer than my patience and my lunch break.

A time period so long it might as well be a decade, but with less actual math and more actual suffering.

Waiting for my turn at the DMV was a long minute. I might as well have been in a prison for dogs.

My brother's been playing video games for a long minute. I think he's trying to beat the world record for laziness.

I've been waiting for my coffee for a long minute. It's longer than my life and my dreams.

When something takes so long it might as well be a personal attack from time itself.

Waiting for my bus was a long minute. I thought the bus was trying to make me late on purpose.

My dad's been telling stories for a long minute. I think he's trying to fill the entire universe with his voice.

I've been waiting for my turn at the restaurant for a long minute. I might as well have been waiting for a century.