a london

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a skank or a low-life who sends nudes to everyone and everything, even the mailman
Bro, why did you send nudes to the whole class? Did you forget you had a phone?
London, I saw your nude in the group chat. I'm telling your mom.
I'm getting nudes from London, my ex, and my neighbor. I'm gonna go mad.
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London is a total sweetheart, but don't mess with her. She falls for one guy and sticks with him like glue. She's always up for a laugh and a little love, but don't test her patience.
London, you're my favorite person. Don't you dare break up with me.
I fell for London, and I'm never letting her go.
London always shows up for her friends. She's the best.
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The capital of England, but it's not the only city. Americans think everyone in England lives in London and eats crumpets all day. They're wrong, and they're dumb.
Why do you think all English people live in London? It's not true.
You think I eat crumpets all day? I eat toast and cereal.
Americans think we all live in London. They're so dumb.
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What some foreigners call England, like they're too dumb to know the difference between a city and a country.
You call it London? You're as dumb as a bag of bricks.
Why do you think it's called London? You're so stupid.
They think it's called London. They're total brainless.
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London is a total beast, but she's also super cute. She'll beat your ass if you mess with her, but if you're nice, she'll be your best friend. She's got the brain of a genius and the heart of a warrior.
London took my lunch money and beat me up. She's a total beast.
She's smart, funny, and strong. Don't mess with her.
She's the best friend anyone could ask for. She'll protect you like no one else.
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London is a hot mess with a brain and a heart. She's got a wild side, but she's always ready for a laugh and a little love. She's got a crazy streak, but you know she's got your back.
London is wild, but she's got a heart of gold.
She's got a crazy streak, but she's always there for you.
She's a hot mess, but she's got a wild side.
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