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a clueless, hormone-driven moron
He thinks he's a king because he knows how to flirt with the barista.
He tried to propose to his mom at the grocery store.
He got into a fight over who had the bigger pizza slice.
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a brainless, sex-obsessed fool
He sent a naked picture to the principal's wife.
He thinks he's famous because he once waved at a cop.
He tried to start a relationship with a vending machine.
3
a dimwit who thinks he's a stud
He asked the librarian if she wanted to go on a date... twice.
He thinks his dog is his best friend and his girlfriend is just a backup.
He tried to do a backflip in the hallway and broke a lamp.
4
a useless, hormone-filled imbecile
He tried to impress his crush by spitting on the floor.
He thinks he's a rock star because he knows how to play air guitar.
He got kicked out of the gym for fighting over a treadmill.
5
a brain-dead, love-crazy idiot
He texted his ex every minute for a week.
He tried to propose to his neighbor's cat.
He thinks he's a superhero because he once tripped someone.
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a stupid, love-struck dummy
He cried when his crush didn't text him back.
He tried to build a fort out of cereal boxes to impress his crush.
He thinks he's a movie star because he once waved at a camera.