a living erkki

My mom is a living erkki. She said she'd cook dinner, then cried because she burned the toast.

My friend claims he's a living erkki, but he can't even tie his shoes without swearing.

My teacher calls me a living erkki because I can't do math and I keep talking during tests.

My dad says he's a living erkki, but he can't even fix the sink without getting mad at the plumbing.

My cousin bragged she was a living erkki, then dropped her phone and cried.

My neighbor thinks he's a living erkki, but he can't even mow the lawn without swearing at the grass.

My little brother is a living erkki. He said he'd win the race, but he tripped and cried.

My boss calls me a living erkki because I can't even send an email without making a mess.

My friend is a living erkki. She said she'd clean her room, but she ended up yelling at the closet.