a little teasing

'You’re like a shrimp in a pool!' I yelled at him.

She said, 'You’re shorter than my dog!' and laughed until she cried.

He called me a 'dwarf in disguise' and I threw a sandwich at him.

'You’re like a kid who still uses a slide!' I teased her.

He said, 'You’re so short, you can’t even see the top of the table!' and I laughed like a maniac.

She said, 'You’re the human version of a pencil!' and I facepalmed.

He said, 'You’re so short, you could fit in my backpack!' and I cackled like a hyena.

She told me, 'You’re like a kid who still uses a slide!' and I said, 'You’re like a shrimp in a pool!' back at her.

He called me 'the human version of a pencil' and I called him 'a dwarf in disguise'.