a little sneak sneak

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When you do the tiniest sneaky move and act like you just won the Super Bowl. It’s like you stole a crumb and now you’re telling everyone you’re the king of the bakery.
My cousin did a 2-yard sneak and texted me saying he just changed the game forever.
My mom hid a cookie and now she’s acting like she’s the queen of the kitchen.
My dog sneaked out the door and my dad posted a tweet saying he’s the best dog in the world.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone does something so small and sneaky that it's like they took a single step and now they're claiming they ran a marathon.
My brother snuck a snack and now he's telling everyone he's the king of the snack world.
My sister moved one piece on the board and now she says she's the best player ever.
My dad took one sip of coffee and now he's saying it's the best ever.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone does something so sneaky and tiny that it's like they took one step and now they're telling the world they've conquered the moon.
My friend did a 3-yard sneak and now he's acting like he just changed the game forever.
My mom took one piece of cake and now she's saying she's the queen of the dessert world.
My dog sneaked out the back door and now my dad says he's the best dog in the universe.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone does something so sneaky and tiny that it's like they took one step and now they're telling the whole world they've won the lottery.
My brother did a 1-yard sneak and now he's acting like he's the king of the game.
My sister took one bite of pizza and now she says she's the best eater ever.
My dad took one sip of soda and now he's claiming it's the best drink in the world.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone does something so small and sneaky that it's like they took one step and now they're saying they've just taken over the world.
My cousin did a 2-yard sneak and now he's telling everyone he's the best quarterback ever.
My mom took one piece of bread and now she's saying she's the queen of the bakery.
My dog sneaked out the door and now my dad says he's the best dog in the universe.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone does something so sneaky and tiny that it's like they took one step and now they're telling the whole world they're the next Einstein.
My brother did a 1-yard sneak and now he's saying he's the best quarterback in the world.
My sister took one bite of cake and now she's saying she's the queen of the dessert world.
My dad took one sip of coffee and now he's claiming he's the best coffee drinker ever.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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