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You were on fire. No mistakes. No fumbles. I almost fell asleep. You’re like a god in the world of topics. I wish I had your brain. You’re like a superhero with a bad attitude. You’re tougher now. Like a beast with a broken heart.
You were like a robot with a personality.
I thought I was going to die from how good you were.
You’re like a coffee that’s been brewed by a god.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Little Red is a Chinese guy’s pecker. Little because Asians are known for having tiny wieners. Red because it’s China, and they like to be dramatic.
He’s like a pencil in a world of elephants.
His pecker is smaller than a raisin.
He’s like a peacock with a broken tail.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A tiny pecker with hairs that look like they were dyed by a toddler.
It’s like a squirrel’s tail with a bad hair day.
His pecker is smaller than my grandma’s nose.
He’s like a peacock with a hairball.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A song by Prince that’s about a woman’s snatch. It was the biggest hit in the whole country.
It’s like a love letter from a vagina.
That song was the best thing since sliced bread.
It was the most popular song of the year.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A book full of quotes from a guy who made China go mad. It’s also a Chinese guy’s boner.
It’s like a dictionary for people who want to be powerful.
That book is famous and also a hard-on.
He’s like a leader with a stiffie.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A flap of skin that covers a woman’s clit. It’s like a hood for a tiny secret.
It’s like a lid for a treasure box.
She’s got a hood that hides a secret.
It’s like a cover for a magic trick.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The red ring around a hard-on. It’s like a crown for a pecker.
It’s like a necklace for a penis.
He’s got a ring that shines like gold.
It’s like a crown for a king of peckers.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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