a little peanut

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A tiny wiener that looks like it was shrunk in a microwave.

My cousin has a little peanut so small it looks like a raisin.

He tried to impress the girl by showing off his little peanut, but it just made everyone laugh.

His little peanut is so tiny, it might be a new record for the world.

The most stunning woman on Earth, so hot she could melt the sun.

She walked into the room, and every man turned their heads, including the old guy who just had surgery.

Her smile could make a saint fall in love, and a devil break into a dance.

She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen some ugly ones.