A Little Death

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A little death is when you come so hard you pass out like a dead man in a ditch.

I had a little death so strong I woke up in my neighbor's yard.

After that blow job, I was a little dead for 10 minutes.

My dog had a little death and died on my couch.

A little death is when your body goes all limp and you feel like a cooked potato.

She had a little death and fell off the couch like a sack of bricks.

He had a little death and forgot how to breathe.

I had a little death and my face turned into a tomato.

A little death is when you come so hard you think you're gonna die, and then you feel like a dead rat.

I had a little death and my brain went blank like a whiteboard.

She had a little death and her eyes rolled back like a zombie.

He had a little death and his pants fell off like a broken puppet.

A little death is when you come so hard you feel like you’ve been run over by a French bus.

After that blowjob, I had a little death and my whole body felt like it was in a blender.

She had a little death and her legs turned to Jell-O.

He had a little death and his face turned into a tomato again.

A little death is when you feel so ashamed you wish you were dead and your soul is a dead chicken.

After that bad sex, I had a little death and my soul ran away.

He had a little death and his soul looked like it was crying.

She had a little death and her soul got a tattoo that said ‘I’m dead inside.’

A little death is when you do a 69 so long your legs go wobbly like a drunk giraffe.

They had a little death and the guy did squats until he looked like a broken robot.

She had a little death and the guy squatted so hard he got a hernia.

He had a little death and the woman was piledriven like a pancake.