a little chinese

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This phrase is yelled at a guy who looks like he just walked out of a bad dating app ad. It’s like saying he’s barely passing the test of being a man. Use it when he’s leaning on a pole like he’s got a secret.
A guy in the subway stares at his phone. I yell, 'A little Chinese!'
At the gym, I point at a guy flexing and say, 'A little Chinese?'
My friend sees a guy at the bar and goes, 'A little Chinese?'
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He’s dressed like he just got promoted from janitor to manager. It’s not a suit. It’s a costume. And he’s wearing it like it’s a crown.
My uncle shows up in a suit and I say, 'He wears a suit.'
At the office party, my boss shows up in a suit. I whisper, 'He wears a suit.'
My friend’s dad shows up in a suit and I go, 'He wears a suit.'
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