a little bounce to the ounce

My cousin eats like a horse and still calls herself a 'slim bean', I call her a walking meatball.

That guy at the gym looks like he was stuffed into a bag and shaken.

My mom says she’s ‘just a little round’, I say she’s a full-blown doughnut.

My aunt rolls her eyes and says she’s ‘just a little plump’, I say she’s a human dodgeball.

My friend’s belly jiggles like a stress ball, he’s not ‘a little round’ he’s a full-blown bouncy castle.

My uncle’s so round he could start a football team.

My grandma says she’s ‘a little round’, I say she’s a doughnut with a side of cheese.

My brother looks like a pizza that was hit by a pillow, I call him ‘the stuffed pie’.

That lady at the mall looks like she was rolled in a doughnut and sprinkled with cheese.

My dad’s so round he could be a bounce house, I call him ‘the human trampoline’.

My sister’s belly is so full she could be a basketball court.

That kid at the park looks like a meatball, I say he’s a bounce ball.

My cousin looks like a chip bag that was shaken and left in the sun, I call her ‘the crinkly one’.

My uncle’s belly is like a chip bag, I say he’s a walking snack.

That lady at the gym looks like she was rolled in a bag of chips, I call her ‘the crinkly crumb’.

My grandma’s so round she could be a couch, I call her ‘the human divan’.

That guy at the party looks like he could be a living chair, I say he’s the ‘seat of the house’.

My brother’s so full he could be a lazy boy, I say he’s a walking couch.