A little bit of grandma

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When you throw grandma's ashes on something like a celebrity doing a flex. You do it to give the person good vibes and maybe a little luck. You say it like you're doing a magic spell.
I threw grandma's ashes on his new car. Little bit of grandma!
He did a flex and I said 'Little bit of grandma!' and he got a flat tire.
I sprinkled grandma's ashes on his burger and now he eats like a king.
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A grandma sprinkle ritual. You throw her ashes on something and say 'Little bit of grandma!' to make it extra cool or to curse it.
I sprinkled grandma on his forehead and now he can't stop sneezing.
She said 'Little bit of grandma!' and his pizza turned into a volcano.
I sprinkled grandma on his job and now he gets free donuts every day.
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When you pour grandma's ashes on something like a magician doing a trick. You say 'Little bit of grandma!' and hope it makes things better or worse.
He did a magic trick and I said 'Little bit of grandma!' and the rabbit turned into a chicken.
I threw grandma on his phone and now it only plays cat videos.
He said 'Little bit of grandma!' and his dog started talking.
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