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How long it's going to take that guy to pick the drugs up from that other guy's house because he's too high to remember where he put his keys
How long is that guy going to take to pick up the drugs? He’s too high to remember where he put his keys.
That guy’s gonna take a little bit to get the drugs. He’s too stoned to find his own damn house.
A little bit is how long it’ll take him to remember where he left the drugs, his keys, and his dignity.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A term of endearment from West Indian origin, used for tiny little girls or tiny little ladies, it’s like calling them a mini-me but with more sass and less brain cells
“A little bit” is what you say to your tiny little girl when she’s being cute and annoying at the same time.
Your girlfriend’s a little bit, she’s short, sassy, and you love her anyway.
Your neighbor’s kid is a little bit, he’s tiny and loud, and he never stops talking.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Aka never, like you’ll never get that thing done, and you’ll never live it down either
That thing you said you’d do? A little bit, you’ll never do it, and you’ll never live it down.
He said he’d be here in a little bit, that means he’s never coming.
You said you’d finish that project in a little bit, that means you’ll never finish it in your life.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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How about a little bit of lovin’, it’s like a quickie, but not even that good, it’s just a little bit of love from the guy who got kicked out of the bar
How about a little bit of lovin’, it’s just a quickie from the guy who got kicked out of the bar.
You asked for a little bit of lovin’, that’s like getting a hug from a drunk guy who smells like beer and regret.
A little bit of lovin’, that’s what you get when the bar got tired of his stupid jokes.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A tiny, brainless monster that stares at things like it’s the last thing on Earth, and then chases them like they owe it money
That little bit is a tiny monster that chases things like they owe it money.
You asked for a little bit, that’s the kid who stares at the ceiling for an hour.
That little bit is a tiny, brainless, bug-eyed monster that stares at things like they’re the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A tiny piece of weed, like the last little piece you saved because you’re too cheap to buy more and you’re too high to care
A little bit of weed is the last piece you saved because you’re too cheap and too high.
That’s just a little bit, the last piece of weed you had left before you ran out of money and dignity.
A little bit is the tiny piece of weed you saved from a bigger nugget, because you’re cheap and you like to be high.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you ask for a little bit of the beef, it’s like asking for a taste of the hot, burning ash that feels like it’s going to melt your face off
You asked for a little bit of the beef, that’s the hot ash in your mouth that feels like it’s melting your face off.
A little bit of the beef is that smoky, burning taste in your mouth from the cigarette ash.
You asked for a little bit of the beef, that’s like taking a bite of hot, smoky, burning ash and screaming in pain.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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