a little birdie told me

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You heard it from a guy who follows people on Twitter and probably has a side hustle as a gossip rat.

I heard you got dumped from a guy who follows your ex's tweets like they're the news.

Your reworded definition came from a guy who tweets at 2 AM and has no life.

You found out your crush likes you because some birdie posted it on Twitter and you're still mad about it.

You know it's true because it came from a source who's not supposed to be talking and probably got in trouble for it.

You heard your teacher cheated on their husband from a source who's not supposed to be talking and now they're in the principal's office.

You know your friend failed the test because someone leaked it from a source who got detention.

You found out the principal's dog ate the school budget from a source who's supposed to be quiet and now they're in trouble.

You got the dirt from someone who got it from someone else and now they're all mad at you for knowing.

You found out your crush likes you from someone who got it from your crush's best friend and now they're all mad at you.

You heard your mom's new boyfriend is a thief from someone who got it from his ex and now they're all fighting.

You know your teacher's dog is a thief from someone who got it from the dog's previous owner and now they're all arguing.