a litle

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Means a whole lot of something. It’s like the opposite of alout, but way more annoying.

Bro, I got a litle bit of weed. That means we’re all gonna get high and you’ll probably cry.

My mom said I only got a litle bit of allowance. That means I’m gonna steal your lunch money.

The teacher said I did a litle bit of homework. That means I’m gonna fail and you’ll laugh at me.

It’s like little, but even littler. It’s like when you take the second t out of little and then you forget why you’re even mad.

I only got a litle bit of pizza. That means I’m gonna eat your face.

He only had a litle bit of money. That means he’s gonna go broke and you’ll get all the riches.

She only had a litle bit of love. That means she’s gonna dump you and your dog.

LITL is when you read something and it makes no sense, like you’re a brain-dead idiot who can’t read.

I read that text and it was LITL. I thought it said ‘I love you’ but it was actually ‘I lost my phone again.’

He sent me a message and it was LITL. I thought he said ‘I’ll be there in 5’ but he actually said ‘I’ll be there in 500.’

She wrote me a poem and it was LITL. I thought it was about love, but it was about her ex’s cousin’s cat.

When someone’s cock is so tiny that you take a letter out of both words and you’re still confused.

He showed me his cock and it was a litle. That means I’m gonna laugh at him until he cries.

I saw her cock and it was a litle. That means I’m gonna mock her for the rest of the year.

My dad’s cock is a litle. That means I’m gonna have to explain why he’s not a man.

When a pussy slayer comes into a city and everyone gets terrified and runs away.

A pussy slayer came into the city and I ran away. That means I’m a coward and you’re gonna laugh at me.

The pussy slayer was in town and I had to hide in a closet. That means I’m a baby and I’m gonna cry.

The pussy slayer showed up and I got scared. That means I’m weak and you’re gonna mock me forever.