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a human trash can that leaks poop and insults
I saw him in the hallway and it was like a poop explosion.
He called me a baby and then pooped on the floor.
His lunch was a sandwich and a side of shame.
a literal shitter
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a guy who smells like a rotten sock and talks too much
He talked for 10 minutes about his dog’s bad hair day.
He smelled like a gym sock that had been left in a trash can.
He sat next to me and I almost fainted from the smell.
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a human poop machine that also cries during math tests
He cried when he got a 50% on his math test and then pooped on the desk.
He pooped during lunch and then cried about it.
He cried so hard during math that his pants leaked.
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a person who poops so loud it wakes up the whole school
He pooped so loud the teacher stopped the class.
He pooped during recess and the whole playground heard it.
He pooped in the hallway and the principal came running.
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a human who poops and also talks to the ceiling
He pooped and then talked to the ceiling like it was his best friend.
He pooped in the bathroom and told the ceiling about his day.
He pooped and then asked the ceiling for a hug.
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a guy who smells like a dead raccoon and poops in the sink
He pooped in the sink and then washed his hands with soap and tears.
He smelled like a raccoon that had been left in a hot car.
He pooped in the sink and then cried about it.