A literal Joey

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A guy who thinks every joke is a personal attack and still responds with a 10-page essay.

Why did you make fun of my hair? I’m gonna write a 5-paragraph essay about it.

You called me a ‘dumbass’? I’m bringing a lawyer to the office.

That meme about my job? I’m gonna start a union.

A human who takes a punchline like it’s a final exam and cries into a calculator.

You said I look like a confused potato? I’m failing life.

That joke was a surprise test and I got a D.

I cried in the breakroom. The coffee machine judged me.

A person who thinks a joke is a death sentence and will retaliate with a PowerPoint.

You laughed at my joke? I’m making a 20-slide presentation about it.

That one-liner was a threat. I’m bringing a slideshow to lunch.

I don’t joke around. I bring slides around.