A literal imposter

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Your wife ran off with your money and your dignity. How much are you shelling out to keep her shut up?

Hey, why's your wife missing? Did you bribe her with cash and a side of shame?

Your wife's gone. You're paying her to stay gone. How much is that check every week?

Your wife took off with your savings. You're paying her to keep her mouth zipped.

Your wife left you. You're paying her to stay gone. What's the price tag on your shame?

Your wife's gone. You're giving her cash to keep her quiet. What's that cost?

Your wife ran off with your money. You're paying her to stay out of your life.

Your wife left you. You're writing her checks to keep her mouth shut.

Your wife's missing. You're paying her to stay missing. What's the cost of your disgrace?

Your wife took off. You're giving her cash to keep her quiet. How much is that?

Your wife ran away with your money. You're paying her to stay away.

Your wife's gone. You're writing her checks to keep her mouth zipped.