A lion with a baseball bat

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The tattoo you get when you’re too stupid to know what a lion is and think a baseball bat will help you beat up your mom.

My cousin got one and now he thinks he’s the king of the jungle. He still tries to fight his dad with a spoon.

I got it because I failed math and my teacher said I needed a bigger bat.

My neighbor got it and now he’s yelling at squirrels like they owe him money.

A lion with a baseball bat is what you think you are when you’re drunk and your brother says you’re a baby.

I got it after my brother called me a baby and I threw a chair at him.

My friend got it because he lost a bet and had to get a tattoo.

I got it so I could tell people I’m a lion and not a f***ing chicken.

A lion with a baseball bat is the stupidest tattoo you can get and people will laugh at you forever.

My cousin got it and now he’s famous for being a f***ing idiot.

I got it because I thought it would make me look tough. It made me look like a confused clown.

My teacher got it and now she yells at the kids like they’re her enemies.