A linux user

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A total brain-dead, low-life, mouth-breathing piece of trash who thinks they're the king of the world just because they can install a program without crying.
I tried to install a program and it took 3 hours. Linux users think that's normal.
My Linux user friend spent 2 hours trying to fix a broken app and then cried.
Linux user: 'I can run this on my computer.' Me: 'I can run this on my phone.'
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The most arrogant, full-of-themselves, know-it-all trash in the whole wide world.
Linux user: 'I know more about computers than you.' Me: 'I know more about life than you.'
They think they're the best just because they can type in the terminal.
They act like they invented the internet just because they use Linux.
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A boy who thinks he's a girl or a guy who thinks he's a cartoon animal.
My Linux user friend is also a furry and wears a bear costume to work.
He uses Linux and also uses a pink hair clip for his computer.
He says his computer is his girlfriend and Linux is her name.
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Someone who knows a little or a lot about computers and likes to type in a bunch of complicated commands to make their computer work.
He uses Ubuntu and says Windows is for babies.
He switches between Arch, Debian, and Manjaro like it's a fashion trend.
He uses Tails just so he can look cool on the internet.
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A person who uses Linux and thinks they're the smartest person in the room just because they can type in the terminal.
They think Windows users are stupid and cry every time they boot up Windows.
They say Linux is better and then cry when their system crashes.
They act like Linux is the only way to use a computer.
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A person who cries when Windows crashes but then says Linux is the best thing ever and leaves it after a week.
He said Linux was the best thing since sliced bread and then left it after 2 days.
He cried when his Windows crashed, then cried when Linux didn't work either.
He said Linux is the best, then left it because it didn't look cool enough.
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