a lil sumn sumn

I ate a whole bag of jalapeño chips and now I’m screaming for Doritos.

My tongue feels like it’s been roasted by a dragon, and I’m begging for薯片.

I bit into a taco that was too spicy, and now I’m eating Cheetos like my life depends on it.

I saw a bag of nacho chips and I almost tackled the guy who had it.

I was that kid in the cafeteria who stole another person’s pretzels.

I was so hungry I would’ve eaten a whole pizza box if it wasn’t already gone.

I was so hungry I could’ve eaten my own shoes if I had to.

I was that person who walked into the snack aisle and immediately grabbed a whole bag of popcorn.

I was so hungry I asked my mom if I could eat the dog’s dinner.