Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so weird it makes your brain hurt like a bad toothache and your mom’s judgment

He wore socks with sandals to the prom and cried when nobody noticed.

She texted me a picture of her cat wearing a hat and a sandwich.

He tried to explain quantum physics to my grandma and she left.

2

so strange it could scare a ghost and make your lunch sad

He brought a kazoo to the football game and played it during the half-time show.

She showed up to my birthday in a tutu and a gas mask.

He tried to talk to the vending machine like it was his ex.

3

so odd it makes your pants want to leave and your dog laugh

He wore a hat inside out and claimed it was a fashion statement.

She brought a banana to the concert and ate it during the encore.

He tried to flirt with the barista by whispering to the coffee machine.

4

so bizarre it could make your mom cry and your dad yell

He tried to sing a duet with a pigeon in the grocery store.

She wore a helmet to the movie theater and refused to take it off.

He brought a pet turtle to the debate and let it speak for him.

5

so weird it could make your dog run away and your phone die

He wore socks on his hands and tried to juggle them.

She texted me a video of her dancing to a toaster.

He tried to explain the meaning of life to a pigeon and got ignored.

6

so odd it could make your lunchbox sad and your teacher mad

He brought a lollipop to math class and ate it during the test.

She wore a cape to the school picnic and fought imaginary villains.

He tried to solve the mystery of the missing pencil by questioning the eraser.